TURTLE LOVER

Now this is weird. I wake up this morning to find the power is out due to a huge windstorm we had. Apparently I slept through the whole thing. Okay, I tend to... but I left my window wide open to get some air last night.

... Hmm.

Okay, so here I am thinking maybe it wasn't so bad. I go to look out my window-- Half of one of our trees is down, having crunched our backyard's fence.

...

HOW THE HELL DID I SLEEP THROUGH THAT!?

edit:

New House tonight!

PPS:

GOD YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. NO SEX TONIGHT. I'LL BE SEEING WHAT GANON IS UP TO INSTEAD.