AHAHAHAHA!
Aug. 6th, 2005 12:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hebbycakesOH MY GOD! THIS IS SO EFFIN' FUNNY!
I took an instant slash fanfic generator thing, and I got the FUNNIEST stuff EVER! Do NOT look if you are against yaoi! This stuff is HARDCORE! Guardian_Knux, I think you'd like this a HELL OF A LOT! XD!!!
http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html
There's the link for the Instant Slash Story of your OWN! XD!!!
Instant Slash Story!
The darkness was all around as Sonic walked through the river down towards his bed, random thoughts of necking crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Sally had told him she often dreamed about Vector involved in humping with a cat , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Shadow .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Knuckles, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Shadow masturbating himself with a lube.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the cellphone he was carrying with him. Would Shadow's penis feel like that to his buttocks?
What would Shadow think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating chocolate off Shadow's beautiful chest?
Sonic rubbed the cellphone against his penis whispering Shadow's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bed but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Shadow's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Shadow had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the river was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the chocolate he was carrying and leisurely scratched his penis.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Sonic calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his chocolate and ran towards the sound of his baaaaaaka's voice.
Shadow stumbled through the darkness towards Sonic. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his baaaaaaka being attacked by a cat. Was he about to be raped by Dark Oak dressed as Vector? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his buttocks.
Sonic, Sonic, my baaaaaaka, screamed Shadow. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Sonic leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the cellphone and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare chest pointing in the air.
Shadow! Sonic gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Knuckles said you were in your bed engaged in some necking with Sally.
No, I was alone in my bed with nothing but my lube for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your chest was, and how I would like to stroke my penis against it, and have you kiss my buttocks, and now I see your chest for myself I realise that not even Vector has a chest to compare with yours.
Oh, baaaaaaka, Knuckles said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Sally.
What! That old cat, I'd rather get involved in humping with Dark Oak, a cellphone and chocolate than dream of necking with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my buttocks curl.
Oh, Sonic!
Oh, Shadow, my baaaaaaka!
Cue soft music, sounds of necking and humping, soft focus and fade.........
I took an instant slash fanfic generator thing, and I got the FUNNIEST stuff EVER! Do NOT look if you are against yaoi! This stuff is HARDCORE! Guardian_Knux, I think you'd like this a HELL OF A LOT! XD!!!
http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html
There's the link for the Instant Slash Story of your OWN! XD!!!
Instant Slash Story!
The darkness was all around as Sonic walked through the river down towards his bed, random thoughts of necking crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Sally had told him she often dreamed about Vector involved in humping with a cat , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Shadow .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Knuckles, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Shadow masturbating himself with a lube.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the cellphone he was carrying with him. Would Shadow's penis feel like that to his buttocks?
What would Shadow think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating chocolate off Shadow's beautiful chest?
Sonic rubbed the cellphone against his penis whispering Shadow's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bed but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Shadow's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Shadow had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the river was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the chocolate he was carrying and leisurely scratched his penis.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Sonic calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his chocolate and ran towards the sound of his baaaaaaka's voice.
Shadow stumbled through the darkness towards Sonic. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his baaaaaaka being attacked by a cat. Was he about to be raped by Dark Oak dressed as Vector? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his buttocks.
Sonic, Sonic, my baaaaaaka, screamed Shadow. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Sonic leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the cellphone and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare chest pointing in the air.
Shadow! Sonic gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Knuckles said you were in your bed engaged in some necking with Sally.
No, I was alone in my bed with nothing but my lube for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your chest was, and how I would like to stroke my penis against it, and have you kiss my buttocks, and now I see your chest for myself I realise that not even Vector has a chest to compare with yours.
Oh, baaaaaaka, Knuckles said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Sally.
What! That old cat, I'd rather get involved in humping with Dark Oak, a cellphone and chocolate than dream of necking with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my buttocks curl.
Oh, Sonic!
Oh, Shadow, my baaaaaaka!
Cue soft music, sounds of necking and humping, soft focus and fade.........
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Date: 2005-08-07 04:47 am (UTC)Yugi: XDXD! Oh, other me, my baaaaaaaaaaaka!
Yami: XDXD! Let's get some ice cream while leisurely scratching ourselves in public, my baaaaaaaaaaaaaka!
Yugi: Okay, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka, by the way, I'd love to eat some chocolate off of your neck!
Yami: I'd love to imagine Kaiba humping a cat!
Yugi: ....you do that.
Yami: ....what?
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Date: 2005-08-07 05:00 am (UTC)I'm tempted to make one for Hayato and Asurada. XD