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Mario Commercial

Butler: The mustachioed man led the mission to rescue the Princess... the one in blue may wish to see the crown jewels. He's an avid ring collector. And he may suddenly curl up into a ball. Perfectly normal!

(Sound of Mario growing tall)

Butler: Mushroom soup, sir.

Guard: Ah.

Sonic Commercial

Butler: The mustachioed man led the mission to rescue the Princess... the one in blue may wish to see the crown jewels. He's an avid ring collector. And he may suddenly curl up into a ball. Perfectly normal!

Delivery Man: Oi! Who ordered the chili dog?

Sonic: (WAVING ARM AROUND EXCITEDLY)