I PROMISE THIS ONE IS LESS DEPRESSING

[hebbycakes]

Taken from an MSN convo with Musa-chan... This is about a cat we have named Riva the Diva. Other nicknames I give her are Harley, Bratcat, or Ocecat (after Ocelot). NOTE: IT COULD ACTUALLY BE WHISKAS INSTEAD OF FRISKAS BUT IDC IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

Musashi says:
Hi! ^_^
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
Hi Musa-chan~~ (I call you that because it's my affectionate term for you, not trying to be mean, I prooomise.) Did I tell you I have a new AIM handle? Hebbycakes is my new AIM handle.
I'm on that more than I am on here.
Musashi says:
( It's alright, it... it's kind of nostalgic! ^///^; I don't mind! )

Aww, I didn't know. Thank you!
AIM doesn't really work for me very well at all, though. Lousy connection here, so I can hardly use it. ^^; But I'll try coming on when I can? x3
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
Oh right, I think I remember you telling me that.
THIS CAT SJHDFJSDF
I WANT TO CALL HER HARLEY SO BADLY
Her name is Riva the Diva... and she's exactly that
Musashi says:
xDDDD This sounds great.
More about her? <3
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
Oh, sure, she's cute... but she's also a bully. If you want to own her, yo uhave to make sure you have NO OTHER PETS or else she BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF HER
them*
not her
She loves people though
However... her former owner her works for my mom...
Musashi says:
xDDDDD;;; Oh, wow!

(brief break as I talk about the old phone woman thing)

Anyway yeah, Kim spoiled this cat ROTTEN, but she can't keep Riva anymore because Riva beats up her other cats.
So we have to find a perfect home for Riva
Musashi says:
^o^;
We need a ttly monogamous cat person, it seems.
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
UNFORTUNATELY, we've found out that whenever Kim is working here, she had been feeding Riva FANCY FEAST.
THat's like
Musashi says:
Oh? xD;;
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
a step up from Friskas
and Friskas is AMAZING
Musashi says:
So she only eats the best? : P
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
So I come into work, and Harley cat is all "HAAAAI"
and I walk over and pull out some Friskas and put it in a bowl.
She looks at it, sniffs it, then turns away
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Musashi says:
.... xDDDDD!!!!!
PERFECT.
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
Me: WHY WON'T YOU EAT IT?! IT'S FRISKAS. ALL THE OTHER CATS WOULD LOVE TO EAT FRISKAS.
Riva: >_> *flicks tail*
Me: AAAAAAAAARGH
So now she's sitting near me, being passive aggressive, and trying to drink my coffee.
She's got dry food AND Friskas waiting for her, and she won't even TOUCH either.
I saw her try to eat the Friskas again, but instead she just sniffed it, then RECOILED.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
To me it smells just like fancy feast!
She's not even a purebred cat, but she's acting like it!
Do you mind if I repost this convo part about Riva? I'm gonna make a second journal entry for her sake. xD
Musashi says:
xD!! Sure, why not~?
She sounds wonderful, pffft.
If she knew, her ego would probably inflate to an even greater uncharted size.
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
seriously 8|
Musashi says:
I NOW HAVE AN LJ POST DEDICATED TO ME.
[c=51][b]"Wolverine"[/b][/c=5] - [i][c=5]This kid's cryin'. Do somethin'.[/c=51][/i] says:
I think Riva would be perfect for that old woman, but I decided not to bring her up because of her personality. XD
Old Woman does not need Harley to make her feel happy.


lmao that's all. BACK TO WORK FOR ME SOB (no srsly, I love it here. X) )