Sorry, miuzy-san! I couldn't think of anyone else's name to put! XD

[hebbycakes]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by kaiba_katt. miuzy is stalking kaiba_katt miuzy’s REAL name : Barnhill Sandford miuzy’s REAL DOB : 26th October 1973 Height :176 cm Weight : 68.1 kg miuzy has dreamt about you : 18 times miuzy became interested in you : 05th March 2004 miuzy’s latest dream about you After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came. This is how miuzy describes your relationship behind your back ‘If I didn’t have kaiba_katt in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.’ miuzy’s been stealing stuff from your house too. miuzy has a habit of searching kaiba_katt’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find. They’ve even started modifying their body for you miuzy recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck? The Police No. calls to the police : 6 times Your Last Call to The Police "Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is miuzy. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! miuzy threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse." miuzy’s Police File miuzy is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law. Testimonies about miuzy chibi_yunie - Spaced out junkie ‘miuzy and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’ hikaridonya - The Devil In Disguise ‘I’m gonna kill kaiba_katt for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! miuzy is a brilliant person.’ guardian_yugi - Snorts Lucozade tablets ‘Boring. I know kaiba_katt and miuzy really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’

Comments

[miuzy.livejournal.com]

XDXD Aww, how sweet of you to choose me. *huggles* ...although I have to admit, what a weird meme. >v>;

If I didn’t have kaiba_katt in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.

*nods gravely* Well, who else would provide me nummy Yucchi-related goodies and such if it weren't for meh lurvely Kaiba-chan~ <3<3

miuzy is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law.

*gasp* How did they know?? XDD Must be those spies spying on me or something. :x

[kaiba-katt.livejournal.com]

XD!~!

Well, who else would provide me nummy Yucchi-related goodies and such if it weren't for meh lurvely Kaiba-chan~ <3<3

Whatever new stuff pops up, I just have to tell ye~! Of course, you tell me JUNBOW stuff (whenever it comes up) and post up Yusagi pictures, so I am very happy! ^O^